C: I'm bored. Blaine, play piano. Kurt, sing along.
B: No. If you're bored, you pick the film.
C: Psycho.
B: Kurt won't like that. Pick something fun.
K: It's okay until Jared Leto's character gets injured... The blood... *shivers* *listens to Cooper's suggestion* *smiles at Blaine* Why don't you play piano, honey? We could duet. Put on a little show for Cooper... Who could even sing along if he wanted to.
B: *leans his head back against the couch* For some reason, I don't think drunk Cooper is a good idea. *sighs, tired of thinking* Watching a movie sounds good. Baby, you can choose which one.
K: Anything but Transformers. Or Fight Club. Or a horror film...
B: We already have an apartment, and I'm not going to another one looking for "decorating ideas" *groans and goes over to sit on the floor between Kurt's legs* Coop, what do you do in LA
C: *without hesitation* Get drunk
B: *sticks out his tongue* Kuuuuuurt, what are we gunna do?
K: We are not getting drunk. *sighs* I guess we could watch some movies?
C: Extremely so. *lazily lays on the couch, crumpled together* Blainers, what are we gunna do?
B: I have no clue. There's nothing to do in this town. I guess we could go window shopping...
K: Window shopping... *doesn't like the sound of it for once* *groans and leans back* I'd suggest apartment shopping but it'd be unfair on Cooper. *thinks* There's no way I'm going paintballing... or going on a Laser Quest *doesn't mind the idea, he just doesn't understand either*
B: *snorts* We can bake if you want to burn the house down.
C: I'm not /that/ bad.
B: *gives Cooper a look*
C: I've improved since I was ten!
B: *looks to Kurt* Honey, would you like to bake? We'll do what you want.
K: *has no idea what to do as he's never really hung out with Blaine's family before, only in New York* *realises how close Blaine is to his family in comparison* I don't know. *thinks and sits down* We could bake but, I'd rather we did something we all enjoyed. We could watch a film but Cooper would probably criticize the acting and I'd criticize the clothing...
Hello, I am Kurt Elizabeth Hummel. I am a senior at McKinley and I have a lovely, lovely boyfriend called Blaine that I love. I am extremely beautiful and amazing, and everyone is jealous of my talent.
Sometimes people aren’t very nice, but that’s just because they’re weak minded. Blaine knows very well that it doesn’t matter what they say because we have each other and I know he’s right.
Blaine says I’m going to be a big star someday and although I say that I will be, I secretly don’t think so. But Blaine knows so. I like fashion and Lady Gaga and Broadway and Blaine. I am beautiful and amazing and wonderful and handsome and pretty and talented and sweet and moral and compassionate and loving and damn good in bed.